Crowded in the Vaults

HAVE YOU EVER SCREAMED AT THE MAJESTIC BEAUTY OF A BUDDING FLOWER? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF INTERNALLY SCREAMING WHEN MEN CALL YOU “darlin?” LIFE IS WEIRD AND WONDERFUL, BUT SOMETIMES SH!T AND CONFUSING! LET’S SCREAM ABOUT IT! Stand up comedians Frankie McNair and Maddy Weeks are coming from your Nations Capital to verbalise their internal screams during this hour of stand up comedy written entirely in caps lock

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You won't be able to get enough of these Sweet Potatoes! Three of the most fabulous rising stars of the Melbourne comedy scene band together to form the ultimate sketch and stand up show of 2019!

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Treat yourself to a night of non-stop laughter as two of Melbourne’s freshest up and coming comedians/ millennial babes Rhi Down and Aurelia St Clair perform their fav material. Ferocious will make you laugh, clear your skin, mend your split ends, put $500 in your savings account and call your mum

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Paul Savage's Dad (a baptist minister) claimed there is only one joke in the bible. Sensing a challenge, Paul set out to find the rest. Following two sell-out runs at the Ediinburgh Festival Fringe and a UK tour, join him as he finds wizard battles, kung fu moves and a surprising amount about foreskins

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After a sold-out run and nomination for Best Comedy at Melbourne Fringe Festival, Megan is polishing her badges and bringing Born Prepared to MICF. A warm, funny, nostalgic look at the sometimes very strange world of 80’s Brownies, the weird traditions, The Promise, and the badges. So many badges...

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A show about deciding what to keep in your life, from a rising star of the international comedy scene. “A wonderful antidote to the juggernaut comedians. Frank and funny... a little surprise.” Mick James, ABC, 2018 “Great comedy, full stop. Terrifically told, very funny.” Chuck Moore, 2018 Writer for the BBC As seen on Sky One

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It’s dark and it’s sassy. You're invited to an hour of twisted and unapologetically hilarious jokes from two of Melbourne’s best comedians. As bold and clever as it is silly and playful, this show is like having a glass of wine with your best friend and then finishing the bottle

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Let there be Bok! Rock music has its fair share of swaggering, pseudo-philosophers running about making wild noises. Now it’s comedy’s turn! Tune in, turn on and Bok out with stories and silly mimes from the mouth of award-winning Lauren Bok

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If you like comedy and hate nightmares then this is the show for you. Stop facing your fears, Rob Caruana will do it for you! He will endure a living nightmare. YOU will be completely safe and relaxed, HE will not! This is one show that guarantees you won’t be put to sleep!

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New Yorker Eve Ellenbogen has always been told she's a bit over-the-top: too loud, too emotional, too much... just like every other woman in history. Eve had always told herself she was immune to these bullshit social expectations, staying her chatty, Jewy, unfuckable-with self...until something happened that made her question everything. (Also, there are at least a few dick jokes. Probably even more than a few. So there's something for everyone)

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Amy Cunningham tells something called The Boot Story. Because The Boot Story is a crowd-pleaser -- and crowds are better when they're pleased. A show about containers. And wrappers. And skin sacs. And borders. The parts that shape and define, and constrict and separate. Like a boot stuck to a foot. Or a gender stuck to a body

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Comedy Good Time! is an hour of fun with three of Melbourne’s most exciting up-and-coming comedians! They’re coming at you with hot new takes from angles you weren't expecting, saying words you couldn't anticipate, all while having a bloody good time!

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Two parts fever dream and one part personality quiz, Final Form takes aim at the desperate lengths we go to in our eternal quest to be liked. This show is a meditation on being everything to everyone. Replete with ghosts, a cello, and taking inspiration from the celebrated 1950s sociologist Erving Goffman, expect both “the visceral and the absurd” (The Sydney Morning Herald) from Ange Lavoipierre in her debut solo hour

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In 2012 I wrote a diary on a deck of playing cards, one for each week. Pick them out and I'll tell stories spanning three continents about heartbreak, prison, fireworks -- everything! The order's up to you

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Sick of experts telling you what to do? It’s time we heard from people who are unequivocally not experts. Chris Ryan and Tom Gibson are opinionated, passionate and so lacking in credibility that you know they’ll be wrong about everything. But finally, here are adults who are talking nonsense but actually know it! Big on opinions, low on expertise, massive on funny – they are completely UNQUALIFIED

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A poetic storytelling show bursting with heart and hurt and hope. "I'm on record as being a fan" Daniel Kitson. ★★★★ The Stage. ★★★★★ Out In Perth. ★★★★ Time Out. ★★★★ Fest Mag. SOLD OUT Edinburgh Fringe 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018. WINNER Best Storytelling Comedy Act What's on London Comedy Awards 2017. WINNER Edfest Bouquet 2016, 2017, 2018

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We follow Jeneane through her world as she deals with boiz, bitchez, lyf & luv: the highz & the lowz, the sunsetz & the cocktailz, the brunchez & the baggiez, the pilatez & the pingerz. Kidding there will be absolutely NO cocktails, brunch, pilates or baggies. She can’t afford that shit. She can afford pingers and YouTube yoga classes though, so there will defs be some of them

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Woah, Alyssa! is a sketch comedy duo made up of some guy and his boyfriend. These two hush puppies are back for Woah, Alyssa! 2 where they’re gonna play every character in an energetic hour lampooning overcooked pop songs, empty-headed talk show segments, straight actors doing gay smooches, and that’s just the tip of the shaft!

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A stray dog become a mad dog. After sellout shows in 2016 and 2017 Beau Stegmann is back with hilarious anecdotes about work, health and some other stuff. (Contains almost no actual jokes about dogs) 'Hilarious and outrageously honest... the full house was in stitches.' YAWP Magazine 'A masterful storyteller with genuine character and heart.' In Batmania 'Intensely likable.' ArtsHub

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