9:10pm | Julia Rorke – Jeneane’s Kinky Room of Astrology & Ciggiez

9:10pm | Julia Rorke – Jeneane’s Kinky Room of Astrology & Ciggiez

Who wants their birth chart read? Yeahhhh I know uze fukn want it. Come on in!!!!!!!!!! I got da answers.

Come on in, relax, take a seat, take a chill pill, chill out, grab a mat, take your jumper off, it’s warm in hear,(lol not correcting that spelling error) Kinky right? Mmmm yeh just hang out.

Follow Janeane through her world as she deals with boiz, bitchez, lyf & luv: the highz & the lowz, the sunsetz & the cocktailz, the brunchez & the baggiez, the pilatez & the pingerz.

Kidding there will be absolutely NO cocktails, brunch, pilates or baggies. She can’t afford that shit. She can afford pingers and YouTube yoga classes though, so there will defs be some of them.

“U have Uranus in Scorpio in the 4th house. Which means pretty much means your step-mum is really hot and it’s f*cked you up. ” Jeneane Morris

“U have Pluto in Libra in the 8th house. Which pretty much means your next pet will be a lizard and will always sit on the left window sill in your lounge room” Jeneane Morris

“U have Mars in Capricorn in the 12th house. Which pretty much means you could have been an Olympic sprinter, but you weren’t f*cked with the training.” Jeneane Morris

“Jeneane Morris’s Birth chart readings always give me the most insane lease on life and feelings of clarity , I almost always end up in prison the day after having a reading with Jeneane, I don’t know what it is about her. She’s a miracle worker or something. Highly recommend.” Stephanie Stonewaller, a long time client of Janeane’s, has had at least 17 birth chart readings.

“This was the funniest show I’ve seen at this year’s Fringe so far — it might be an absurdist masterpiece.”  ★★★★ Adelaide Advertiser

“Explosive, unrelenting and painfully relatable, Rorke brings out the best and worst (but mostly the worst) in all of us; leaving her audience doubled over with laughter and questioning whether they hate them themselves or their noisy, sweary self-help guru more.”   ★★★★★ YEWTH

“Like hate-watching Freelee The Banana Girl’s self-absorbed, unrealistic spiritual vegan propaganda, but deliberately funny. Rorke exudes confidence and hilarity in all aspects of her show; from her nonsensical shouting to her over exaggerated dance moves – a genuinely hilarious, “take no prisoners” satirical stand-up show, riddled with nihilism and crippling cynicism.” ★★★★★ BEAT

* MICF 2017 GOLDEN GIBBO NOMINEE

* Emerging Artist in Comedy Adelaide Fringe 2017 Nominee